Funny, Weird and Craziest Naija Thinking

1. When a Guy and a Lady are seen together discussing, they are dating

2. If a Guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to ask her out or woo her

3. It is believed that all old women are witches.

4. Rich people has done money ritual.

5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when leaving the clinic before Nigerians will think she went for an abortion.

6. Every politician is Embezzling money.

7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group.

8. All lawyers are liars.

9. Philosophers are not Godly.

10. If a Church is having many members, that Pastor is using jass/juju.

11. It is believed that university students are better than those in Polytechnics and Colleges of Education.

12. Every successful and famous Musician has joined the Illuminati.

13. All Traders do cheat

14. All Men are wicked.

15. If you fail to attend church once, you have started backsliding.

16. If you walk with confidence, you are proud.

17. If you decide to always be alone, you have evil spirit.

18. If you always answer questions in class, you are the Teacher/ Lecturer's favorite student.

19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji.

20. Every brother or sister in Church is a Pastor...

21.If you don't asked question in class, you don't know book ( Olodo ).

Naija ehhhh.......